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conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

(via chaystar)

did-yuo-kno

did-yuo-kno:

spinosaurus-500:

is officially the best blog in the universe.

I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. 

did-yuo-kno:

nilz3:

really? cuz Wikipedia tells me it’s Kimberly Denise Jones so..

did-yuo-kno:

nilz3:

really? cuz Wikipedia tells me it’s Kimberly Denise Jones so..

did-yuo-kno:

cmjlove:

did-yuo-kno:

kristie2021:

Don’t believe this. My son is four and has curly hair. No way- he’s no where close to puberty. Ha! Claim dismissed.

Sounds like your son is displaying early signs of puberty, he should begin menstruating by the time he’s 7 and you’ll be lucky if he isn’t pregnant by 9.

Whoever came up with this is an idiot and obviously has nothing better to do. Here’s a hint… GET A LIFE. No one cares to get put down by dumb asses like you anyways.

did-yuo-kno:

cmjlove:

did-yuo-kno:

kristie2021:

Don’t believe this. My son is four and has curly hair. No way- he’s no where close to puberty. Ha! Claim dismissed.

Sounds like your son is displaying early signs of puberty, he should begin menstruating by the time he’s 7 and you’ll be lucky if he isn’t pregnant by 9.

Whoever came up with this is an idiot and obviously has nothing better to do. Here’s a hint… GET A LIFE. No one cares to get put down by dumb asses like you anyways.